Too many Osments

I was browsing i-Tunes today and under the search for Emily, I found Emily Osment! And I wondered to myself, just how many Osments are there? We've got "I see dead people" Osment and "Hannah's BFF" Osment, who I think has been hanging around Miley Cyrus a little too much given the sound of her single "I Don't Think About it". So I googled it. It turns out there's only two of them and their dad's name is Eugene. IMDB tells me he has his pilots license. How random a fact is that? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0652090/bio

Mr Osment, could you sum yourself up in 25 words or less?
"Well, I'm father with my wife Theresa to Haley Joel and Emily Osment. Oh yeah, I can fly a plane." Not that I'm saying he wrote his biography (God help him if he did), but surely there is more to the man than a pilot's license. Mind you, I also read he went by the alias of Michael Osment. If you were going to have an "also known as" you kinda think you would change your last name too.

Anyway, I first saw young Emily on Hannah Montana (I am an avid watcher) and it immediately struck me that if you slapped a long blonde wig (or pink if you're talking Lola) on her she would look exactly like Haley Joel. Same eyes, same nose, same teeth... Does anyone else see it? And then I go and tell people "I guarantee you, she's an Osment!!!" and they have to inspect and say "yeah". It's bloody obvious! Otherwise Haley Joel is resurrecting his tv and singing career as a young, 16 year old girl.

Not ragging on the Osments, more power to them. I just want some of what papa's got.


Eugene/Michael, all donations would be graciously accepted.






Speaking of donations, weirdly enough a friend of my wife was talking about getting a sperm donor if she ever got too old and hadn't met anyone. Not particularly weird in this day and age, we've known that men are becoming a little obsolete when it comes to the act of procreation. No, the weird part is that the husband of another friend of my wife has volunteered to give his. Not only that, but they keep joking about it. Now I understand this was made in jest, but even still, I find it very strange and incredibly WRONG that anyone would do this. Firstly, you don't know my wife's friends. But secondly, you don't know my wife's friend's husband. Eww. I mean, normally I flog a dead horse until it's nothing but a skeleton but I would never ever go there and yet he continually goes there.

Although, his wife is still wearing her maternity gear almost one year after her baby and surprisingly he's lost a lot of weight and is flirting a lot with her friend.

Where the hell is Joey Greco's number???? I gotta call Cheaters. This is definitely a story made in white trash heaven.