Regenerators are gray!

I had no idea that the Regenerators on Resident Evil 4 are gray. Not until a nice girl from the Netherlands pointed it out. And here I was, sniping the leeches off black spiky things.

But on a serious topic, I wanted to rant about something important...


Daddy crushes.

Now, we all know the ladies have mummy crushes on one of The Wiggles (mostly Anthony, but I'm pretty sure that new yellow Wiggle Sam is challenging with the youth factor), but I have a daddy crush on one of the Red Coat Dancers.

Tamara Gilliard, if you ever have the chance of reading this please know that you were my favourite Red Coat Dancer. I think it was due to your little ad lib dance at the end of Top of the Tots - it was very funky and upbeat. Actually, so was Franco Torelli's but daddy crushes don't work that way. I never understood why Larissa was in the video more than you, but I feel it has something to do with favouritism and the Fatt-Field-Field triangle of power. A conspiracy theory I shall share with you at one stage.

But I have to go and watch Shoot 'Em Up, now. Review forthcoming.