A tragic news story about a three year old girl who shot herself in the stomach because she mistook a handgun for a Wii controller. Video games insiders claim that the government is conducting secret experiments by implanting subliminal control in video game feeds to do inexplicable things. Yesterday, after playing his Xbox, a teenage boy was encouraged to take his father's credit card and purchase a GM car. Several weeks ago, in the midst of a frenzied COD 4 deathmatch one college girl went and spent her college loan on shares in GMAC.
Further proof that video games are bad for you.
This is the second Wii related death that I've heard of, the first being a woman who died whilst in a competition holding in her 'wee for a Wii'.
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