Sleeping with students is bad?!?

Not only that, it's illegal...

I'm appalled this is even the case, but according to this news article, a Victorian judge thinks it is not clear enough to teachers that this is illegal. The judge also thought that schools needed to make clearer the consequences of sleeping with students, which is not only offensive and morally reprehensible.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but his own morals and the cultural norms in which he lives should already have laid out the expected behaviour for this fool.

But hey, if we need to cater to these idiots to drill the message home who am I to say? They mention that Victoria is a nanny state, and with us pandering to the moronic minority I'm starting to agree with the notion.

Wii is evil

A tragic news story about a three year old girl who shot herself in the stomach because she mistook a handgun for a Wii controller. Video games insiders claim that the government is conducting secret experiments by implanting subliminal control in video game feeds to do inexplicable things. Yesterday, after playing his Xbox, a teenage boy was encouraged to take his father's credit card and purchase a GM car. Several weeks ago, in the midst of a frenzied COD 4 deathmatch one college girl went and spent her college loan on shares in GMAC.

Further proof that video games are bad for you.

This is the second Wii related death that I've heard of, the first being a woman who died whilst in a competition holding in her 'wee for a Wii'.

Laundry is bad

In the news today - A woman was killed in Hong Kong when she was struck down by a 74 year-old pensioner, who had slipped off her 27th floor balcony while collecting her clothes.

A couple of things become glaringly obvious.

Firstly, laundry is hazardous to your health. I hate hanging, collecting and folding the wash. Now I know why. Apparently, one must stay vigilant of falling down the laundry chute and breaking your neck, which ranked ahead of accidentally mistaking a handgun for a telephone and blowing your head off in the top 600,000 killers of American people.

Secondly, we now have another use for the elderly. That's right, as kamikazee contract killers. What wasn't reported was that the husband of the victim had put out a hit on his wife to the sum of US$5,000. Using pensioners reduces the strain on government coffers by lifting the over-reliance on the pension; provide financial freedom to self fund funerals; gives further assistance to the family of the pensioner for particularly lucrative contracts; all while having a favourable effect on the nation's unemployment figures.

Stand or sit

I'm finding myself having to face the old conundrum of "stand up or sit down". I am of course speaking of travelling on Melbourne public transport and the dilemma arises when I have a seat but then notice a woman - now don't think I am sexist, I also keep an eye out for the elderly too (now I'm sexist AND ageist) - and I have to stop and think

"stand up" and offer my seat or
"sit down" and ignore it.

It wouldn't be a problem, except I was brought up that common courtesy was to allow a woman to sit. Now my intention is not to suggest that a woman is incapable of standing up for 20 minutes in a train, but I actually didn't mind when people had manners and did things like this. I don't think any less of women who'd rather sit than stand. But there have been instances where I've been shot down for doing this and have ended up feeling a fool on several occasions for what is, for all intents and purposes, a kindly gesture. Yes, I suppose its roots are derived from that, but when I do it it's not because I think they're weak.

Next time, I'll just manhandle and force them into the chair so that I'd plainly be assaulting them rather than being a chauvanist.

Speaking of chauvanists, I noticed Tony Abbot made another gaffe saying that most ironing is done by women. He based this on the fact that in his household, his wife did the ironing. I don't know about him, but I tend to iron my own damn shirts. He would do a lot better if he either censored what he said before he spoke, or just spoke less. Of course, I wish Kevin Rudd would speak less. I have simply tuned out to the meaningless crap that comes from his mouth and this was highlighted as he was being grilled by Australia's youth. Broken election promises and a lack of authenticity will be his legacy. But then again, I was never a fan.

I was happier to read old news about two girls dancing in bikinis on top of a crocodile cage. Not that it is a terribly smart thing to do, but at least it's not Australian politics.

Enjoy!

Great big stuff!

I saw the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Broadway musical the other night. I can't believe I'd never heard of it before. I laughed my way through the entire thing. It is definitely a talented writer who can use the words "smorgasboard" and "Lorenzo Lamas" in musical verse.

Of course, the Freddy character stole the show. I loved the Great Big Stuff number and he could just let loose with playing Ruprecht.

Ruprecht's all about
Sun and soda-pop,
Paws on puppy-dogs, candy-canes,
Ruprecht's all about
Chocolate bunnies and
Lazy afternoons and daisy-chains.

Ruprecht's all about hugs and
valentines-

RUPREHT
-Milkshake enemas-

LAWRENCE
-Fun and play.
Ruprecht's all about-

RUPRECHT
-Burmese belly-rubs,
Fresh-shaved testicles
On Christmas day.

I love it!

And now for something completely different.
I've had this gloom hanging over me in 2009. After losing two pregnancies this year, I feel like it's finally lifting. It could be part of the mourning process which I never really consciously tried to get work through. As with most things I do, I let it happen organically and I think I'm shaking off the fog that's been so heavy for the past eight months. I've never been a planner and I do it now as part of business process but lists don't run my life. It just takes me longer to do things, get over things...

I know this change in spirits is a sign of better days. The thing about internal locus of control is, instead of dwelling on what I could've done to prevent this gloom, I should've focused on what I was feeling and dealt with that. Ah well, live and learn.

ennui go ennui go

I think the past months has seen a real ennui come over me. Nothing seemed to be going right and I just felt uninspired.

It's changing for me now, but it's amazing what a little perspective can do for you. Even though I do have an internal locus of control, things just seemed to spiral downwards. I'm starting to feel the sunshine on my skin and that lightness in my step that I've been missing. How to shrug the gloomies:

- Dance to the Wiggles' "Dance your gloomies away" (yes, it is a real song)
- You can lie there and beat yourself up over things, but the sooner you get to acceptance the sooner you can move on
- If you can't change anything, change everything and everything changes
- Back to basics, prioritise - What keeps you up at night? What gets you out of bed the next morning?
- Close your eyes and smile. The simple act does two things, calms you down and the smiling releases endorphines.

I think I need a new morning song.

Meekakitty!

I was surfing the net and stumbled across a Meekakitty. For all fans Meekakitty, I'll chuck a picture or two up. I have to say, I'm a fan but I liked old Meekakitty. She seems to have lost that spark... I still enjoy the vids but I'm hoping that the magic comes back.




MEEEEOW. Just sayin'.

Spike from Press Gang

My wife has an admitted first crush on Spike from Press Gang.

Let me absorb this fact a little while I explain who Spike is, for those of you who were never lucky enough to watch this fine show. Spike is an American youth, living and studying in England and working for a school newspaper - The Gazette. Played by Dexter Fletcher, the accent was never thoroughly convincing (although I noticed he talks the same way in Doom). Ole Dex is probably best known for his turn in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels which I have to say I have not been lucky to see. I've heard it's good, so I will get around to it. Hey, you're talking to someone who has not seen Jurassic Park. But then, I'm not one of those freaks who've never seen Star Wars. I mean, come on... IT'S STAR WARS!

Anyway... Spike... yes, curly hair, boggly eyes, big nose and lips. He's kind of Mick Jaggeresque. Should I be worried? Not about me, but about my wife's taste in men.

Early morning exercise

I just played squash at 6.30am. And besides the fact that I was working away on my laptop and my son was up all hours of the night with teething pains which made getting out of bed a struggle - I feel really good. Refreshed and invigorated.

I know it's good for me, yet I wonder why I don't make time to do these things for myself. I mean, there are family/school/work commitments which makes catching up with friends really difficult. But then there has to be a little space for me somewhere. Which is why I've turned into a bit of a night owl of late. It's just time for me to be alone.

What do I do in this alone time? Not much really. I may process the day's happenings, but I know that it is just a gradual unwind for my mind to take a break and not think about anything. I muck about on the internet watching crappy youtube videos (which has really bumped internet usage up - really need to cut down to avoid excess charges - or surf at 1.00am onwards). I like watching videos where people do stupid things and hurt themselves. So yeah, I guess that puts me in the "Funniest Home Videos" category. I watch the odd vlog here or there. Read random things about whatever pops into my head or about any questions that has come up through the day.

I watch TV. Usually nothing on at that time of the night. TV really needs to get better programmers. I'm sure they need to balance cost with revenue but for deadspace I would put something entertaining on - because I sure as hell am not the only person with the tube on at nights. And I do not want to see another pro-ACTIV infomercial as long as I live!

So yeah, I like my alone time. Don't get me wrong. I love the time I spend with people but I guess as a natural introvert in can get a bit tiring and my brain needs the space to sit back on a bean bag and go "aaaaaahhhhhh".

We always want what we can't have

I often begrudge the fact that I'm muscularly built and short. Why the hell couldn't I be skinny? I could wear:
- skinny ties
- long jackets
- shark skin suits
- slim leg pants
- shirts or polos untucked

I have the sad affliction of long torso, short legs. My wife is 6', I am 5'7" and we have the same length torso (just to paint a picture).

I know what I should be wearing, but I want to wear other things goddamnit! Why oh why did my genes result in this particular combination?

i-Pod faves

Above is a screenshot of the songs on my i-Pod sorted in order of times played. It's theorised that you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. And yes, it is surprising to find out a friend likes classical or jazz, like it's a side not often seen or associated with that person.

Michael Franti is the top song. Stay Human is a funkadelic song about modern life and living.

Surprisingly, my morning song "Shake It" is there. Damn you, Metro Station. That is one catchy song of which I have yet to tire. There are some golden oldies in there, which reveals an old soul. But if you can't appreciate the beautiful melody of "What a Fool Believes", the sweet tunes of "I Can't Go For That" or shaking your groove thing to "September" , these are joys in life you're missing out on. Smatterings of AC/DC, Weezer (I'm a fan but haven't moved past Pinkerton and am obsessing over whether to spend the $11.99 for Make Believe or the green album or even the $16.99 for the red album). Does anyone else have the problem with gift vouchers in that they want to get the best thing they can with the voucher. I received vouchers over Christmas and had THE HARDEST time spending them because I was always second guessing the purchase and always dwelling on other options.

So while I love getting vouchers, they are a bane of my existence. Not to mention, I have a tendency to lose book vouchers and such. No doubt, in years to come I'll open a paperback and find a voucher bookmarked within with an expiry date of 2005.

Yes, there is some Atomic Kitten, Jessica Simpson and even *gulp* Lindsay Lohan. Actually, I'm not all that ashamed about having them. Atomic Kitten's "Ladies Night" is a good cover and I always laugh as I am reminded of John Lovitz playing a wedding singer in "The Wedding Singer" and singing this song. Jessica Simpson's "Public Affair" is a cute little pop song and Lindsay Lohan's "First" actually does get the blood moving in me.

You'll notice Van Halen's Jump is in there - this used to be my previous morning song. Kiss "Rock and Roll All Nite" is also a previous morning blood pumper. There's a song on there called "Emily" which I'm trying to learn on ukulele for my wife because I can't be bothered trying to plug my electric guitar in every time I want to play.

An interesting one is JT's "Damn Girl", I'm assuming everyone knows who JT refers to. I listen to "Damn Girl" as a sexy song. My life is ruled by music and the movies. A lot of the way things have panned out is because of how I'd visualise it as a Hollywood movie. Heck, I even used some Buffy witty reparte/pick up lines on my wife before we started dating. It's less of an influence now, but I guess there's a point where fantasy gives way to reality. This is not a bad thing, as fantasy is a good thing but can keep you oblivious to what's around you and if you're always expecting things to be like they are in the movies, you're going to be one sad little buckeroo.

Speaking of happiness, I've been filling some of my time scooter shopping! I will hopefully be in line to get a scooter within the next few months and I'm drooling over the possibilities. Out of my possibilities will be a used Vespa ET4 150 or PX200 (There is no way I am not buying one of these brand new), a used Yamaha Vino 125cc or a new SYM Fiddle 2. I'm also excited that I have to plan everything from getting my bike licence, safety gear, riding through the streets of Rome with my legs sticking out and laughing. Damn, there's that Hollywood-isation of my life again. So if I end up reporting that I got a Vespa, then you know I've gone all "Roman Holiday".

INTP

I mused upon my last Myer-Briggs test and was relating back to what's happening at work and I decided to refresh my memory. I found this nifty webpage with articles by Joe Butt (http://typelogic.com/intp.html) which says the following about INTPs.

Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving

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INTPs are pensive, analytical folks. They may venture so deeply into thought as to seem detached, and often actually are oblivious to the world around them. This part is very true. I have been described as distant by some people who don't really know me. I have worked very hard to be approachable, warm and engaging every time I meet people. I used to be immensely shy and it was a hard thing to do. I always felt like I was under a spotlight, trying to break free of the jail which held me - a long held character trait which was not useful.

Precise about their descriptions, INTPs will often correct others (or be sorely tempted to) if the shade of meaning is a bit off. While annoying to the less concise, this fine discrimination ability gives INTPs so inclined a natural advantage as, for example, grammarians and linguists. Imagine mixing detachment with the need to correct others? I must be extremely charming in my natural state, no? I do the correcting less subconsciously now and have allowed my more relaxed nature to ask myself "does it really matter?" and in the grand scheme of things, it usually doesn't.

INTPs are relatively easy-going and amenable to almost anything until their principles are violated, about which they may become outspoken and inflexible. They prefer to return, however, to a reserved albeit benign ambiance, not wishing to make spectacles of themselves. My wife describes me as incredibly laid back. Benign ambiance? I don't want to be benign! In terms of making spectacles, I try to create a fish story in the minds of people. I forget the horribly trite anecdote from a former CEO, but the fish story is having someone being able to relate or say to you "you're the fish guy!" even if they've only met you once. It's a hook to keep you memorable.

A major concern for INTPs is the haunting sense of impending failure. I always used to (and sometimes still do) worry about failing. In my youth, I used to think that if I didn't try properly, then I never really failed. What kind of insane logic was that??? Don't worry, I now know that not trying and failing is still failure. They spend considerable time second-guessing themselves. Too right, the confidence is a sham at times. The open-endedness (from Perceiving) Informally, I think P is for Procrastination. How I wish I could be Judging so that I can make lists and finish things! conjoined with the need for competence (NT) is expressed in a sense that one's conclusion may well be met by an equally plausible alternative solution, and that, after all, one may very well have overlooked some critical bit of data. The project I'm working on has me defining certain terms for the organisation. I have yet to finalise the definitions because I keep editing and editing and editing because I KNOW there's going to be a better definition. An INTP arguing a point may very well be trying to convince himself as much as his opposition. In this way INTPs are markedly different from INTJs, who are much more confident in their competence and willing to act on their convictions.

Mathematics is a system where many INTPs love to play, similarly languages if I had the patience and dedication to perfect it, computer systems do games count?--potentially any complex system. INTPs thrive on systems. Understanding, exploring, mastering, and manipulating systems can overtake the INTP's conscious thought. For me to learn, I need to understand how things work and break it down into it's simplest processes and systems. This fascination for logical wholes and their inner workings is often expressed in a detachment from the environment, a concentration where time is forgotten and extraneous stimuli are held at bay. Accomplishing a task or goal with this knowledge is secondary.There it is again, task completion is secondary! I have been working on this project for the last 5 months and now project completion is coming up and I'm madly rushing to get it all done. I am sure the work's going to be fine and I have definitely learned much over my time. But I wish this was more of a natural thing for me. I know that within myself, I like starting projects. I like being able to think about and expand ideas and get in and learn, but to actually finish something wasn't a priority for me. This would explain why I struggled to finish university. I had to get over this natural tendency of mine.

Tying this in to the type of leader I am, maybe I should be a change leader or a one who is there to start a venture and at least then I can inject the enthusiasm and ideas which are in abundance at the beginning.

INTPs and Logic -- One of the tipoffs that a person is an INTP is her obsession with logical correctness. Errors are not often due to poor logic -- apparent faux pas in reasoning are usually a result of overlooking details or of incorrect context.

Games NTs seem to especially enjoy include Risk, Bridge, Stratego, Chess Chess Captain - yes, this was considered a sport at my high school, Go, and word games I love word games! of all sorts. (I have an ENTP friend that loves Boggle and its variations. We've been known to sit in public places and pick a word off a menu or mayonnaise jar to see who can make the most words from its letters on a napkin in two minutes.) The INTP mailing list has enjoyed a round of Metaphore, virtual volleyball, and a few 'finish the series' brain teasers.

INTPs in the main are not clannish. The INTP mailing list, with a readership now in triple figures, was in its incipience fraught with all the difficulties of the Panama canal: we had trouble deciding on:Again, true! I can quite happily go off and be by myself for countless hours.

1) whether or not there should be such a group,

2) exactly what such a group should be called, and

3) which of us would have to take the responsibility for organization and maintenance of the aforesaid group/club/whatever.

Famous INTPs:

Socrates
Rene Descartes
Blaise Pascal
Sir Isaac Newton

U.S. Presidents:

James Madison

John Quincy Adams

John Tyler

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Gerald Ford

William Harvey (pioneer in human physiology)
C. G. Jung, (Freudian defector, author of Psychological Types, etc.)
William James
Albert Einstein
Tom Foley (Speaker of the House--U.S. House of Representatives)
Henri Mancini
Bob Newhart
Jeff Bingaman, U.S. Senator (D.--NM)
Rick Moranis (Honey, I Shrunk The Kids) I am in some esteemed company
Midori Ito (ice skater, Olympic silver medalist)
Tiger Woods

I often wonder whether I was born like this (nature) or whether I was raised to be like this (nurture). No doubt, it's a mix of the two. I will never blame my parents for the way I turned out. Firstly, I should never dislike what I've evolved into. Secondly, as a new parent myself, maybe we're ill-equipped to deal with different character traits and so do the best we can for our kids in the hope that when they're adults - they're going to be okay!

We could of course, try and take the managerial approach and try to manage our kids and ourselves. Communicating in ways that actually penetrates through the filters to comprehension. Being able to read cues and respond in a consistent and fair way should actually receive good results, but everyone's idea of managing/management differs. In this instance I use management as the framework to directing the behaviours of yourself and others.

I often tell people that I feel management is manipulation. And I can manipulate people to do things, be on-side, be off-side, say things. No, I'm not Rick Starr - Hypnotist. I just have a reasonably good read on people.

At least I manage to finish these blogs. But they could always be better...

Shoot 'Em Up - Movie Review

The first thing I was reminded of, having seen this movie, was that episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets a gun and uses it to do really stupid and mundane things like change the channel on his television which sends the whole town in uproar because they've never seen anything so irresponsible and he has his license revoked.

That's what Shoot 'Em Up was like. Not mundane. I actually enjoyed this Michael Davis movie. The two leads, Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti play off each other in what is essentially a protracted gun battle across various scenes and locations.

Clive Owen is his good self as the quiet, gun toting anti-hero Mr Smith, who knows what he hates. You can't help but cheer when he:
- shoots the ponytail off a 40 year old man
- steals the BMW off some prick parking illegally in a disabled zone
- forces a Mercedes driver off the road for littering and failing to indicate
- spanks a mother for hitting her child
-ties up a guard for slurping his coffee and saying "ah"
-shoots the earring off a guy and the foot of some Birkenstock wearing drug addict.

What this tells me is that I have a lot in common with Davis or these are common pet peeves.

Paul Giamatti is in excellent form as the sadistic, ex-forensic behavioural consultant Hertz. You can't look away because you're drawn into his bad guy performance. One of the truly great character actors.

Apparently, this is the first movie to have a love scene gunfight and a skydiving mid-air gunfight. But needless to say, guns and bullets are central to the movie and it's obvious that the director loves a gunfight.

Things to keep in mind before watching the movie. Turn off your reality check meter, this isn't meant to be taken seriously and the moving/sweeping/dizzying gunfights are very cinematic but hardly real and gritty. I mentioned Homer Simpson earlier and it is fitting because this has a certain cartoony quality to it so the violence doesn't seem as real. At least until the part where the hero is getting tortured. He's managed to evoke enough of a liking for him that you feel his pain and suffering at having the one thing he's good at taken away from him.

Not one for the kiddies, but any action movie loving bloke should enjoy it. With lots of gun play and a ripping sound track and Monica Bellucci (if you're into that) then definitely pick it up. It's enough of a keeper that I might go and buy a copy.

Regenerators are gray!

I had no idea that the Regenerators on Resident Evil 4 are gray. Not until a nice girl from the Netherlands pointed it out. And here I was, sniping the leeches off black spiky things.

But on a serious topic, I wanted to rant about something important...


Daddy crushes.

Now, we all know the ladies have mummy crushes on one of The Wiggles (mostly Anthony, but I'm pretty sure that new yellow Wiggle Sam is challenging with the youth factor), but I have a daddy crush on one of the Red Coat Dancers.

Tamara Gilliard, if you ever have the chance of reading this please know that you were my favourite Red Coat Dancer. I think it was due to your little ad lib dance at the end of Top of the Tots - it was very funky and upbeat. Actually, so was Franco Torelli's but daddy crushes don't work that way. I never understood why Larissa was in the video more than you, but I feel it has something to do with favouritism and the Fatt-Field-Field triangle of power. A conspiracy theory I shall share with you at one stage.

But I have to go and watch Shoot 'Em Up, now. Review forthcoming.

Indiana Mouse

I bought a hat the other day. May not seem so strange, I know, but I'm not your typical hat wearing guy. I have a thing for watches. If I had lots of money, I would have the coolest watch collection. In my guy world the rules dictate that guys can only wear certain pieces of jewellery. A watch, a wedding ring and cufflinks. Necklaces, earrings and such belong to the ladies.

Or pirates like Captain Sparrow. But I neither look like Johnny Depp, nor troll the seas in the Black Pearl.

Anyway, hats. Yes, I bought a hat! A grey (they called it mid-grey) Akubra Stylemaster. Now, along with not being a hat guy I'm not an afficionado either. But researching (yes, I researched the purchase) has revealed that the name fedora was taken from a play (also called Fedora) in which the titular (isn't that a cool word?) character, Princess Fedora, doffed a hat (I refrained from using the word fedora since it wasn't called a fedora back then). The hats are traditionally made of fur felt, there are many fanciful terms like brim, snap, crown. Anyway, after days of research I kind of unconsciously ordered one.


And here it is. This isn't my actual fedora, I think they're still killing the rabbits (apologies to all the PETA people out there). And now, in my mind I am trying to figure out how exactly I'm going to crease that baby. Looks like this one's been creased the traditional way which is straight down the length with the two front pinches. I figure, why buck tradition?

I shall dub thee recession hat. I think it's okay to say it now, recession. People are no longer in denial about it. I'm calling it the recession hat because I imagine this is what the fellows wore back in the Great Depression. Anyway, it will be an interesting experiment because from what I've seen of my research, most of the (fedora) hat wearing public are fat, bald or greying (google Fedora Lounge - not disparaging these fellows in any way because they all seem lovely fellows and are passionate about hats). Except for Jay Kay from Jamiroquai. He's cool. And it seems that the trick to hat wearing is all about confidence. If you feel awkward about wearing a hat, then you'll look awkward. I dunno, I've seen some fellows who look like they're really comfortable with themselves in a hat and yet, they look awkward. But I'm approaching this with gusto. I don't believe I have the right head shape (the top of my head is the shape of a cube) but I'm going to wear it with attitude, damnit. Well, I'd better. It cost me the good part of $100!

I'm trying to convince my friends to buy hats (because this is obviously the up and coming trend for this year) and help revive the trend, but they joked and started calling me Indiana.

Ah well, as long as it's not Princess Fedora.

Movie Review - Iron Man

Interesting movie. As a fan boy, I noticed they replaced the butler Jarvis with a HAL-esque computer. What happens when they make an Avengers movie???

Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do... *

First thing that came to mind was that it wasn't a bad adaptation of comic book to movie. Jon Favreau did a good job and the hype around Downey Jr is worthwhile. I never saw Iron Man as quite the wise cracker he is, but his irreverant nature seems to be a good balance between his alter ego's seriousness. Kind of like Spider-Man in reverse.

Story is your fairly basic stuff. Some background of the protagonist, hero has a life altering moment, discovers and starts exploring new powers, fights a bad guy, the end. But the journey from start to finish was good, but felt a little laboured in the beginning. They could have cut down the scenes where he was imprisoned. Yes, it was an eye-opening experience for Stark, but the viewers could have handled getting there sooner.

And just on a side note, I was watching Gwyneth in this and I couldn't quite tell the difference between the Penny Potts character and say, the one she played in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I mentioned Sean Connery having the depth of one character, but at least he has a charming Scottish accent. What has Gwyneth save for a child named Apple?

All in all, the feel of the movie felt quite similar to Faveau's Zathura. So it brings a childish, simple, streamlined story-telling aspect to it. And this suits the genre, I mean Iron Man is a comic book. Take a look at Ang Lee's Hulk to see how not to do it. Stick to cowboys and mountains, Ang.

This one is not just for comic book fans and is much better than say, the Fantastic Four (not that I'm knocking the movie, I just recognise it isn't the best) and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Stan Lee looks like Hugh Hefner.

I would buy sharks with frickin' laser beams

Damn you, Oz Lotto. I have to go to work tomorrow! Although we often play "What would you do if you won...?". Let's take $20m as an example.

I would still work. A lot of people, when they have a huge windfall like that quit and start living it large and that's where a lot of it goes wrong. Firstly, if I called work (or just didn't show up tomorrow) they would know something was up. And if it's one thing I've seen when people go public about winning is that they always mention that people ask them for money. So I would remain quiet on the fact that I was a multi-millionaire.

1) First thing would be to pay off the mortgage.

2) Second, let my wife do whatever she wanted. Mixing work and family at the moment is difficult and monetary pressures are always on us. If she wanted to take 10 years off while she raised the kids to school age, that would be fine with me. We've got the capital to cover it.

3) Thirdly, buy a supercar. Not an insane one like the Veyron, but a nice Audi R8, Ford GT or even the new Nissan GTRs would be lovely.

4) Set aside some money for our family. Not so much that they wouldn't have to work again, but enough to ensure that money isn't so much a consideration.

5) Invest.

6) Donate. Now I know what you're thinking. What kind of heartless bastard donates last? Well, I make no apologies for taking care of my family first before being able to help others. If the bulk of the money was invested wisely, donations wouldn't be a one off thing anyway.

I often play this with family and friends and it's always interesting to see how other people would handle it all. Did I mention I'd still keep working? No, I'm not kidding. How bored would you be if you just up and quit and did nothing for the rest of your life? I would just like to be in the fortunate situation to say "I don't work because I need the money. I work because I want to work."

My dad is of the philosophy that we should "work to live, not live to work". And to be honest, I do share some of his sentiment. Work should be a means to an end. Not to mean it can't be fulfilling, but if you make it everything or the majority of who you are/what you do then I think you're shortselling your life somewhat. I don't think I would ever be one of those people who slaves away 7 days a week and never see my family. Nor will I be a martyr who will work themselves to the bone and whinges or looks for sympathy in others. It's that tricky balance that some people have trouble achieving and in a team of people who stay back constantly I see it everyday.

Of course, it's difficult not to feel like you're shortchanging work when they send conflicting messages. Firstly, they promote work-life balance as an concept but then immediately follow up with the idea of discretionary effort. Their idea of discretionary effort seems to equate to staying back and putting in the tough slog. But hold on, isn't the idea of work-life balance to not do that because you are managing your work load successfully? I know I'm a little confused and the small pangs of guilt I feel as I leave at 4.30 to get back to my young family quickly leaves as I think about walking through the door and hearing the laughs (or cries) of the people I love. Mind you, that's after a one hour trip home.

Man, I have to get a job closer in. My wife has even said I could ride a scooter if I work was 20 minutes from home. How sweet is that?

So remember kiddos, work enables us to live life but can also bring a sense of achievement and fulfillment. And unless you're uber rich (or don't care) money is a little burning worry in the back of your minds.

No one ever tells you as a kid that life doesn't get easier as the years pass. If I'd have known, I wouldn't have wished so many away.

Anyone there?

I will persist. Even though I write these blogs for myself.

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.

Blockles does ruin lives

As I examine the clock on the lower right hand corner of my laptop, I notice that the time is 3.44am. What am I doing up at 3.44am you might ask?

Well firstly it's a long weekend for me. No, it's not Munchausen By Proxy day but merely an RDO. Wouldn't be a Munchausen By Proxy day be good. Everyone can be hero for a day! Please, no one think that I think Munchausen By Proxy would be a swell disorder.

I am on an RDO tomorrow. One of the sweetest TLAs (three letter acronyms) ever invented apart from the TLA. Not as catchy as SFA or FTW, but so much sweeter. Yes, RDO. So I get to enjoy a minor sleep in, but probably not. The days of the past midday sleep in is a long dead beast. No doubt, I'll get up and run on 3 hours sleep. But anyway...

I was drawn to the attention of one vlogger from another. italktosnakes sent a challenge to Meekakitty - add me to skype or it's a dance-off. I have to say, kudos for performing a dance video in the middle of a street somewhere in South-East Asia. So, I've been delightfully entertained by Meekakitty for the last hour and a half and I've also been introduced to a couple of cool things. Before I got internet for home (rather than surfing exclusively from work), how could I not know what I was missing out on?

A Love song for Super Mario Kart - how could such a sweetly written song be based on a video game? A video game on an inferior platform I might add! This guy's talented. I haven't got the link, but search for it on youtube and you will find him, complete with yarn moustache.

Blockles - Damn you, Meekakitty. Damn you!!!!

I love Summer

I don't understand these people who hate hot weather. Okay, I can understand where they're coming from, but the hating of hot weather is difficult.

It was a balmy 28 degrees overnight last night here and through the flickering of the lights as more and more householders drew on air conditioning to keep their houses cool, I was outside exercising in the night air. Summer is a fantastic season, because whilst we've been woken from the slumber of Winter spring just doesn't give the boost of spirits that a 37 degree day brings. And it's not humid heat we're talking about. It's the dry kind, which is more bearable.

When I hear people bemoan this time of year, it's the same old thing. If you're hot, it's very hard to cool down. When you artificially cool yourself, you hate going outside. When it's too hot all you want to do is lay about. Blah de blah de blah.

Firstly, our bodies are marvellous at regulating our temperature. It's its own evaporative cooling system. You know, wipe yourself down with a damp face washer. I had a friend construct his own evaporative cooler using a towel and capillary action - obviously a nerd. Or at the very least a miser. And Summer is fantastic for Summer wardrobe. I never complain when girls are about in shorts or skirts. It is an absolute joy because there are so many good legs out there. I am usually smiling for the entire three months.

Air conditioning is just that... conditioning. It gets your body used to a certain temperature and that your brain has a minor whinge when forced out of that comfort zone. Which is tough for office workers - especially since most air conditioned offices aren't a really consistent temperate environment. That is, when it's hot outside it's unusually cold inside.

Summer is the best time of year to eat ice cream! I don't need a reason to eat it normally. Cold, hot... whatever. But it's perfect justification to hoe in to your favourite super premium (I did a marketing assignment on ice cream and yes, there is a category for super premium ice cream. I imagine they'll further this with a super-super premium using gold leaf and truffles (the funghal kind) in their various combinations) or digging into a four litre tub of Bulla. I say Bulla, because as an ice cream lover I don't like Pauls or Peters. They're far too creamy - Bulla has a nice blend of creaminess and a hint of icyness which is fantastic for textural contrasts.

Before I worked full-time, I used to play tennis on days like this. Running myself ragged to the point where my spit was thick and globular and it was great. I didn't feel the heat and it was like I was exerting absolute control over myself and my environment. I think laying down is usually the worst thing because couches are hot and when you're passive the air isn't moving about you, blowing tiny cool kisses.

Do you ever sit in the heat, close your eyes and just feel the breeze caress the tiny hairs on your skin? It's those tiny pleasures that really makes life wonderful. Now, if I could have a two to three month vacation as I did in university, life would just be peachy.

See you outside enjoying the sunshine!